Happy National Mud Pack Day!

Now, today is really supposed to be about celebrating facial treatment mud packs or something you can use as a remedy for bee or wasp stings.  Or, you could be as creative as me and take that meaning to a whole new level, that's right, I'm talkin' 'bout Ziplocks and mud. Hehehehe!  I decided to pose for a couple pictures with my bag of mud:

I should be on the cover of a magazine with these pictures!



Now you can go get a mud facial, go get stung by a wasp then put a mud pack on it, or go fill a bag with mud and take pictures with it.  Have fun, and good luck if you choose option #2.

Happy Fun Pic Fri!!!

I thought it would sound weird if I took the first three letters of each word in Funny Picture Friday and called it that, so it came out Fun Pic Fri! Here is today's picture:

 

 

 

Hahahahahahah, and remember, always live life humorously!!!

 

Happy Ask a Stupid Question Day!!!

This day is for me!  This morning I asked my dad if my hair was purple, it wasn't, and his response was, "You're asking me? First of all, I'm colorblind, second of all, you're in the dark."  He thought it was funny after I told him what day it is!  So go, ask someone a reeeaaaalllllyyyyy stupid question!!!!!!

Happy Punch Day!!!!

This is one of my favorite holidays .  hehehehehe. Now, you can think of this holiday as a day for punch, as in fruit punch, or you can think of it my way, as in thrusting your fist into someone. It may not seem very nice, but honestly, who hasn't wanted to punch that one person who just annoys the crap out of you , I mean, seriously.  So anyway, tomorrow is Funny Picture Friday, and remember if you want me to post one of your favorite funny pictures of anything, just email it to me at pigtails003@gmail.com.  Another reminder, next Friday, Funny Picture Friday will be one of two posts, the other holiday I decided was too important to skip, and you're just going to have to wait and see what it is.

Happy Cream Filled Donut Day/Funny Picture Friday!!!!

Happy Cream Filled Donut Day!!!  Today I am going to spend more time "celebrating" Funny Picture Friday since it is the first of many!

So here's today's picture:

This is one of my favorite pictures!

If you want your funny picture on this blog on one Funny Picture Friday please email it to me at pigtails003@gmail.com and I will post as soon as I can.

Happy Fortune Cookie Day!!!

So, we've missed 1 important holiday, and one holiday that we don't celebrate and it should stay that way... Make your bed day.  The important day was chocolate milkshake day!  So now that you're updated, we can move on to today's holiday, Fortune Cookie Day!  I am in the airport in the cafe right now, eating a fortune cookie as I am writing this.  Some fortune cookie facts for my humble readers:

    •  Fortune cookies were originally made by hand with chopsticks
     •  Fortune cookies originated in America (San Fransicsco, California to be exact)

Happy Fortune Cookie Day!!

It's Malicious Monday!!!

From now on, the second Monday of every month is Malicious Monday!  These will be the days I look forward to and give me a reason to look forward to Mondays. Some people say, "Don't give her/him any ideas.", but today, I am giving you an idea!  A classic Ellie move...baby powder on the fan.  When someone is mean to you, just say, "Don't mess with me!" And then the next opportunity you have, get some baby powder all up on that fan. Here's the master doing her work:

This is one of my favorite tricks that I have up my sleeve, and I can't wait to have you see the rest in the months to come!

Happy Teddy Bear Day!!

In case you didn't get it from the title, today is Teddy Bear Day.  If you don't have a teddy bear, no matter how old you are, go buy one.  Use this wonderful, hot, day to watch a movie about a teddy bear (such as Ted), go to a place where you can make your own stuffed bear, and get a giant teddy bear from Costco so when you get scared at night you just rub its head and say, "Lalalaalalalaa". Or you can just do to the bear as I said to do to a pillow in my Happy Kiss & Make-Up Day post.  So go and get youurself a teddy bear, or if you already own one, then hug it!

Happy National Date Nut Bread Day!!!

Date nut bread, to me, sounds like something that I would take one bite of and scream of the agony in my tastebuds.  I hate dates, and I hate nuts, but for those of you who like date nut bread, here are some facts:

• This day is either on September 8th or December 22, no one knows for sure
• No one really cares enough about this day to have any facts

I hope you enjoy this, um, gross day. And Happy Date Nut Bread Day!!!